The sky was brilliantly blue on the roof of Pelican Pete’s boat house that summer as we watched the Albacores on the lake float across the water. The whole thing looked like some kind of painting, I mean it didn’t seem real out there that afternoon, but then things rarely did. Cosmo’s Bar was busier than usual, but I suppose everyone wanted to get in and have just one more drink before it closed its doors for good. It was the talk of the town, I mean Cosmo’s had been there for as long as anyone of us could remember and it was about to be torn down to make way for a casino that the town council was sure would bring the rich and famous to Beaver Falls. Of all of the strange things that were next to impossible to describe, progress was among the strangest. It came out of nowhere really, drifting across the night air on the back of astral angels or something, specifically designed to improve the quality of life for a few at the expense of the many. It was hauntingly intoxicating, and there was something hypnotic about it really, I mean an economic boon to the region would keep the locals brain deep in tequila and opium by bringing in travelers from the far reaches of space and time, eager to see what all of the fuss was about. Every day we watched the progress from our perch on the roof of Pelican Pete’s boat house as they paraded across the promenade that encircled the lake front, completely captivated by the sound of the waves crashing into the shore. There were big plans afoot to make the town of Beaver Falls the playground of the elite. We had been sitting on the roof of that boat house soaking up the calm and clarity that we thought might have drifted in with the sound of change, but it was more than likely brought on by the opium and tequila.
For most of us, Cosmo’s was a large part of our adolescent memories. We’d all taken a turn sitting in the corner booth and drinking underage, or walking into the backroom with one of the barmaids who offered to help us transition into manhood. We hoped that its impending demise was nothing more than just another hallucination. That would be simple enough to deal with, I mean at least it wasn’t those damn flying monkeys again, but we’d been going up to Beaver Falls for long weekends and short holidays since we were old enough to drive. and we inevitably found ourselves wasted on the roof of Pelican Pete’s boat house trying to figure out what happened to our dreams. I suppose its all just a matter of luck really, I mean luck and timing. All we can really do is cross our fingers, close our eyes and hope for the best. Somewhere in all of that clarity though, we lost the hope we brought with us the first time we came to Beaver Falls. It was hard to explain really, but the drone of our own existence had been wearing away our hope and dreams ever since it burrowed into our psyche. It was easy to get accustomed to though, I mean it just sort of appeared and hung there in the background, much like the hum of cicadas in the heat of the summer. “Is that sound coming from the hydro wires?” Tate once asked.
“Its the cicadas.” Farberman answered. “That’s their song.” I hated that noise, I mean that constant singular, monotonous hum could erode a man’s hope and dreams all by itself and leave them with nothing to believe in. Pelican Pete knew it, and he made sure that we understood that we could only listen for short periods of time, and even then we made sure that we were all messed up on tequila or opium or both, just to make sure that it couldn’t burrow any deeper into our heads. Without hope all we could really do was sit quietly and watch them prepare to tear down Cosmo’s. It just didn’t seem like there was anything we could do that would make a difference, I mean it was all about money, and you really can’t interfere in things like that. It always seemed ironic that progress wasn’t progressive at all, I mean it just never seemed to get us any closer to being better people, and if that wasn’t the point of it then, I suppose I had absolutely no use for it at all. I don’t suppose anybody did really, although the ones with the money seemed quite pleased with everything. There was just nothing for the rest of us. There was never really supposed to be, I mean that’s just the way it was.
There were protests going on all the time, but I was never really clear what they were protesting against. Pelican Phil didn’t think the protesters knew either, and I suppose he was probably right., I mean nobody out there really seemed to know much about anything. Great strides were made in getting a man to the moon, I mean hell, I watched the damn thing unfold for the first time in the summer of 1969. Then there were the Mars Rover landings which explored whether there could have been or could ever be life on the red planet, although I was never really sure why they needed to scour the galaxy when we had a perfectly good planet right here. All we needed to do really, was feed the hungry, house the homeless, and end war, pestilence, famine and climate change and we’d have a pretty decent place to call home. The financial gain though was just too great for those who already had it all to pass up. The mentality was typically human, I mean if you ruin something you say you care about, you’d just go out and find another one. It seemed that they were trying to hedge their bets in the event that the earth became uninhabitable, and they wanted control in the new world. I would have preferred to take my chances down here with everyone else who was sitting up on the roof of Pelican Pete’s boat house. We saw it all differently, I mean we were sure that Elon Musk and Bill Gates were responsible for most of the evil in the world, and what wasn’t theirs more than likely belonged to Gene Simmons or Taylor Swift. It all went away just as quickly as it had arrived, I mean once it was revealed that General Brassbottom had secured the entire area for Roger Ramjet and The American Eagle Squadron’s training camp, the entire project was shelved. It seems that none of the suits wanted to engage NBC in some kind of prolonged litigation that they were unlikely to win. The fear of the network was one hell of a deterrent for the corporate clowns. The good news though, was that Cosmo’s was staying, and the assholes in three piece suits were going. The town council was devastated by the loss of what might have been, but for the rest of us, well we still had the roof of Pelican Pete’s boat house, with enough tequila and opium to ensure that the American Eagle Squadron would fly on forever.